Лысый роковух: фильм Портрет леди

Джейн Кэмпион в прошлом году сняла охренительное кино “Власть пса”, которое номинируется на кучу наград. А я порылась в ее фильмографии и вырыла оттуда кино аж 1996 года Портрет леди/The Portrait Of A Lady, где все молоденькие, хорошенькие и только Малкович, как всегда, противно-роковой, так и не вышедший из роли Вальмона.

Вторая половина 19 века. Хорошенькая рыженькая Изабель получает некислое наследство. Естественно, тут же слетаются женихи. Но Изабель не только красива, но и умна, так что она хочет узнать жизнь и посмотреть мир, прежде, чем какой-то джентльмен обвешает ее сопливыми детьми. В поездке она знакомится с очаровательной мадам Сереной, которая знакомит ее с очень роковым Гилбертом. Вместо того, чтобы бежать, роняя тапки, Изабель очаровывается лысым, косоглазым, пидстаркуватым мужиком, у которого есть взрослая дочь от первого брака.

Леди, которой портрет, играет невероятно прелестная Николь Кидман и играет очень хорошо. Лысого косоглаза играет Малкович, которого в какой-то момент в Голливуде назначили роковым мужчиной. А “некрасивого мужчину” (бугога) играет молодой Вигго Мортенсен, от которого моментом слетают трусы у всех, наверняка даже у Малковича. Еще у них есть молоденький пухловатый щеночек Бейл. Кино хорошее, очень красивое (номинировалось на Оскар за костюмы), но грустное, и финал хй просцышь, надо думать. Снято по роману Генри Джеймса.

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