Ипучая природа: ленивцы

Ленивцы пиздец странные. Трехпалый ленивец – самое медленное существо на планете, но к лени это не имеет ни малейшего отношения: это стратегия выживания, которая помогла ленивцам протянуть 64 млн. лет.

У ленивцев невероятно медленный метаболизм: дудонятся они всего раз в неделю. Кроме того, у них очень низкая температура тела – всего 32 градуса, и они умеют ее регулировать. Ленивцу не надо все время гнаться за жратвой, он просто не тратит энергию.

Единственное, в чем ленивец быстр – это ленивский секс. Когда тетка готова, она орет. Как самки выбирают самцов, пока непонятно, ленивцы очень скрытны. Но сам акт длится примерно пять секунд. Некоторое время парочка тусует вместе, вдруг захочется повторить.

В то время, как космические корабли бороздят, ни один учёный не сумел найти ленивский МПО: самцы ничем не отличаются от самок внешне. Ковыряние в шерсти ничего не дало, кроме гнусных воплей.

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