Ипучая природа: кенгуру

Кенгуру пиздец странные. Как и другие австралийские и вообще сумчатые животные.

Когда кенгур хочет любви и ласки, он ищет тётку, по запаху. Готовая тетка традиционно обсцыкает все вокруг. Ритуалы ухаживания у разных видов кенгуру разные. Самые милые – чесать тётке спинку или встать перед ней с эрекцией. Гля, чё у меня есть!

Если у мужика 3 см и те внутрь или он пахнет неприятно, у него корявый хвост или ещё чего, самец покорно идёт на хуй.

Кстати, о них. МПО у некоторых видов раздвоенный, а яйца пушистые, очень подвижные (я тучи разведу яйцааамиии) и находятся над МПО.

У самки три вагины (правда, одно отверстие). В две вагины самец шмаляет из двух стволов (или из одного, у кого что выросло), а из третьей потом вылупляется кенгурёнок.

Иногда кенгуру приходится сражаться с другими самцами за внимание тетки.

В центральной вагине у кенгурицы проходят мочевыводящие пути. Это одно из объяснений, почему кенгурята рождаются зародышами размером с фасоль. Просто мало места.

Заползя в сумку, детеныш прикрепляется к сиське и сидит, пока не превратится в жизнеспособное существо.

Кенгурица запросто может быть матерью-героиней: один подрощенный тусит рядом, второй в сумке, а третий – внутри.

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