Позырить на выходные: два асисяя и детектив

Асисяи подобрались не тупо-соплявые, причем синопсисы как раз были невероятно сиропными (кто их пишет, возьмите уже меня на работу!) Детектив отличный.

“Мадам” (Madame), 2017 год, Франция.

Мадам затеяла званый ужин, разоделась в пух и прах и накрутила на груди бигуди. Должен быть аж сам мэр, но самое главное – некий коллекционер, который должен оценить картину Мадам, потому что очень нужны деньги. И внезапно за столом некомплект теток. Мерд! Мадам мечется и не придумывает ничего лучше, чем нарядить свою горничную, Марию. А гостям начесать, что Мария испанская принцесса. Мария весьма колоритна: она рассказывает анекдоты и сиськах и членах, фраппируя дам и восхищая господ. Причем коллекционер настолько восхищен, что теряет голову. Прием окончен, а роман – нет. И Мадам начинает даже завидовать Марии. Что за нафиг, ведь с ней, такой красивой, даже муж не спит!

Получилась немного смешная и немного грустная притча о том, что к прислуге энивей относятся, как к прислуге, несмотря на длительность работы в доме и безупречность службы.

Тетка в главной роли (Рóсси де Пáльма) очень колоритна. Тони Колетт восхитительно прекрасная стерва, Харви Кейтель отличный в роли ее мужа, а из Тома Хьюза (принц Альберт в “Виктории”) вышел убедительный мажор-алкаш.

“Тюльпаны: Любовь, честь и велосипед” (Tulipani: Liefde, Eer en een Fiets), 2017, Нидерланды. Руки оторвать тем, кто придумал название. А тем, кто писал синопсис, – другие органы.

Однажды в небольшой городок в Апулии приезжает девушка. Она из Монреаля и привезла на родину прах матери, уроженки здешних мест. Выясняется, что девушка ничегошеньки не знает о своем настоящем происхождении, а Кара вовсе не была ей матерью. Много лет назад голландский фермер по имени Гаук потерял все из-за наводнения. Он поклялся себе и своей будущей жене (которую встретил в приюте для эвакуированных), что у его детей всегда будут сухие ноги. И отправился в солнечную Италию, на велосипеде. Когда он прибыл, то здорово напугал своим внешним видом местных: великан, обросший бородой и не говорящий на итальянском. Но уже вскоре он вполне ассимилировался и даже вырастил тюльпаны. И  девушка, имени которой он не знал, приехала к нему. Но его мечте не суждено было сбыться.

Историю рассказывают девушке местные, потому все очень эмоционально и драматично. Кино вообще удивительное:  то натурально ржОшь, то уже рыдаешь в скатерть. И все такое красивое: няшный городок, тюльпаны, молодая мать, похожая на мадонну. Могли бы сделать противные сопли, но не сделали.

“Безопасность” (Safe), сериал на 8 серий.

Том живет с двумя дочерьми в охраняемом закрытом поселке. Его жена недавно умерла, и Том трясется над детьми. Однажды старшая дочь-подросток исчезает во время вечеринки у соседей. Спустя пару дней в водохранилище находят тело ее бойфренда, которое все это время ныкали соседи, в чьем доме была вечеринка. Чувак, вроде, утонул в бассейне.

Вся проблема в том, что все действующие лица, включая тетку-детектива, – соседи и хорошо друг друга знают. Ну, так они думают, по крайней мере. Конечно, на свет божий немедленно начинает лезть всякое соседкое гавнище, и это страшно увлекательно. Бойтесь соседей, пирожки приносящих.

В сериале есть Майкл Си Холл, который бегает и пучится. После Декстера непривычно видеть его в такой незамысловатой роли. Смотрится все это очень увлекательно, оторваться тяжело. Мне в детективах всегда более интересен вопрос “почему”, чем “кто”. Тут как раз все, как я люблю в том, что касается мотивов. Потому что это экранизация одного из немногих любимых мной детективных авторов, Харлана Кобена.

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  1. Росси де Пальма офигенная! Люблю ее с “Женщины на грани нервного срыва” (1988!) Дешевый ход, но на мне сработал. Я про упоминание Альмодовора и Бандероса как намек на прошлые работы актрисы))
    Но почему финал такой открытый??? где мой хеппиэнд? Людям нравится! Людям!!

    • Вот гады, да. Я думаю, она займется чем-то другим. А асисяй все. Не верю, что мужик ее не заметил, когда она кофе подавала.

      • И я уверена, что заметил. Но есть вариант, что решил не доставлять удовольствие хозяйке. И то, что вышел следом, и что сказал парню дает мне надежду. Но оставляет варианты! А это не хэппи-энд

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