*громко плачет, размазывая по морде свинцовые белила*. Я – очень непритязательный зритель. Мне надо, чтоб были платьички, душа разворачивалась и сворачивалась и было внятно представлен искомый период истории. Мне не нужна экранизация википедии со всеми историческими подробностями, я охотно жру клюкву. Урча. Прокатят генералы в Древнем Риме, килты во время восстания Уильяма Уоллеса, курносый нос Ахиллеса и даже просранные сестры Октавиана Августа. Потому что вставляет!
Про Марию Стюарт очень много снято и написано. Ее представляют невинной жертвой жадной до власти Елизаветы, интриганкой, упертой дурочкой или жертвой обстоятельств. Но создателям фильма “Две королевы” (Mary Queen of Scots) удалось невозможное. Мария у них – бестолковая овца, грустно блеющая на французском.
Какие-то невнятные мужики тягают ее туда-сюда среди бескрайних живописных просторов Шотландии. То дружат, то предают, то трахают, то женятся, все смешалось в доме Стюартов. Сирша Ронан тщательно делает умное и уверенное в себе лицо, но в контексте сюжета оно выглядит неуместно.
Не лучше получился у творцов и образ Елизаветы: истеричная, завистливая, параноидальная тетка, не пойми за что оторвавшая голову бедной овечке.
Мужские персонажи – невнятное сборище остолопов.
Чтобы понять степень скученности и хаоса сюжетных ходов, стоит сказать, что гражданская война в Шотландии представлена ездой туда-сюда по долинам и по взгорьям, а также эпизодом бессмысленной толчеи у моста. Или вот диалоги: Мария умоляет Елизавету о помощи, но внезапно начинает кидать понты, что она истинная королева всего вообще.
Останавливаться на исторических несоответствиях даже смысла нет.
Что в фильме красивого: Сиршечка в голубом, синем и красном (эпизод сдергивания черного платья ака штаны в стриптизе доставил отдельно). Парики и шмотки Марго Робби, играющей Елизавету. ПейзажИ.
Что хотел сказать нам автор? Плохо быть теткой в средние века, что королевой, что прачкой? Причем что замужем, что незамужем – один хрен? Это же можно сказать намного увлекательнее.
Бесс Хардвик играет китаянка, бля!!!!
Это трындец. А придворные – темнокожие?
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