Туда-сюда ходи: рецензия на фильм Лондонские поля

Если вы смотрите нечто скомканное, невнятное, с ускользающим смыслом, при этом создается ощущение, что смысл где-то за кадром, но сценарист тщится донести его до зрителя – так и знайте, – это экранизация. Если все совсем невнятно, но очень красиво – экранизация комикса. В данном случае Мартина Эмиса под названием “Лондонские поля” (London Fields).

Голая или полуголая Эмбер Херд ходит туда-сюда и тщательно давит из себя роковую женщину (для тупых – губы у нее накрашены яркой помадой и она чудовищно переигрывает). По мнению сценаристов это должно выглядеть так: она пытается прижаться, облизать или отыметь всех основных персонажей мужского пола. Видимо, по задумке, ее персонажу скучно и он стремится к неизбежной гибели.

Джим Стерджесс, опять же безбожно переигрывая, строит из себя мелкого мошенника-игрока в дартс, с которым крутит роковая женщина. Тео Джеймс (очень красивый) довольно достоверно изображает богатенького буратину, страдающего от козней рррроковой женщины. На все это грустно смотрит смертельно больной писатель, которого играет Билли Боб Торнтон. Ррроковая женщина и его того этого вовлекает в свои сети.

Зачем ей это нужно? Ну, она ррроковая, так надо по сюжету. А еще она якобы знает о месте и времени своей гибели. Ее должен кто-то убить. И вместо того, чтобы избежать гибели, она на нее нарывается.

Все это происходит на фоне какой-то Фигни, приключившейся в Лондоне, но нам про нее не рассказывают (можно прочитать же в книжке или википедии).

В фильме также есть Джонни Депп, который снова играет фрика, но на фоне Стерджесса он, считай, не кривляется. Джейсон Айзекс присутствует в кино в качестве портретов или голограммы, за исключением последних кадров. Элемент хоррора придает Кара Делевинь.

Зачем столько неплохих актеров подались в кино, разобраться в котором можно только с поллитрой и википедией? Алименты, ипотека и очевидное неумение читать (сценарий и вообще).  Но зато все нуарно, рррроково и очень красиво.

 

 

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