Усы и шабли: сериал Основание Османской Империи

Штош. Ноблис облидж меня дважды: как фаната Турции и сериального оборзевателя. Пришлось посмотреть первую серию нового творения турецких теледеятелей про Османа 1 Гази. Легендарный основатель династии и османского государства, при котором тюрки перестали бегать беспорядочной толпой и тырить все, что не привинчено. Практически святой и духовный вдохновитель. Все, что про него известно, обросло такм количеством мифов, что вычленить из них правду не представляется возможным. Создатели сериала и не стали. А сняли сериал совершенно в обычном для турецких исторических драм стиле: пафос и речи, слезы и сопли, слоумо и пыщ-пыщ. И все страшно красивые. Правда, не умеют играть, но компенсируют глазопученьем.

13 век. Византийская империя в глубокой заднице, откуда ее худо-бедно пытаются выковырять Палеологи. На окраинах империи творится чертичо, поэтому наместники/архонты очень самостоятельны. Один из них сидит в крепости Кулучахисар, которая живо интересует Кайи – племя, чьим предводителем является Эртогрул, папо Османа. Пока папо пытается добазариться с Коньей (там сельджуки), на хозяйстве его брат, который пытается добазариться с архонтом. Но в решающий момент на архонта совершено покушение, все на адской измене, а на Османа и его кореша Айбарса совершают покушение по дороге в стойбище. Это все Зловещий План Софьи, жены архонта, женщины с татуажными бровями, красными волосами и огромным напузным крестом.

Кроме Адских Интриг, намечается любовная линия. Османа вожделеет дочь дяди, но из грязи его спасает боевая монашка, проезжавшая мимо. (И, судя по турецкой статье о персонажах сериала, на ней он и женится). Увы, кореш Османа погиб, потому примерно минут 40 серии все страшно кричат, плачут, трясут волосами и клянутся отомстить.

Осман красив, усат и грозет. Он рубит врагов в капусту, красиво подпрыгивая разит врагов из лука, развевает волосья, двигает речи, выразительно лежит в грязи и ни на секунду не меняет выражения лица. Играют в сериале двое: Бамсы бей (военачальник, чьего сына убили) и Софья. Но лучше бы они тоже не играли. Все время звучит Очень Напряженная Музыка, какбэ намекая: сериал про создателя османского государства не потерпит несерьезности. В общем, все, как всегда в турецких сериалах.

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