Страшнее тещи зверя нет: рецензия на фильм Реинкарнация


Я люблю пугаться, а напугать меня несложно, я даже “Сверхъестественного” боюсь. С надеждой и яблочком села я смотреть ужастик “Реинкарнация”, на ночь глядя (младенец с колбасой примазался). Тем более, там Тони Колетт и Габриэль Бирн.
Бирн и Тони живут со своими детьми – странной девочкой (сд) и противным парнем (пп) в одном доме с Мамо Тони (мт).
С её смерти и начинается фильм. СД везде загадочно ходит и скучает за бабушкой. Ага, радуютсч зрители, щас она отпилит маме голову и реинкарнирует бабушку. Но не тут-то было! Без головы остаётся как раз СД. Тони Колетт играет на все деньги, страшно и горестно кричит (см. фото), но очень переигрывает.
ПП пучится и чувствует ВИНУ, а Бирна все задрали. Зрители начинают скучать. Их пичкают муравьями из глаз и глюками, но зрители не ведутся. Тяжело испугать современного зрителя.
Тут выходит тяжёлая артиллерия в виде тёти Лидии из “Рассказа служанки”. Она вызывает духов, а Тони снова ненатурально кричит. Зрители отчаянно хотят, чтоб кто-то уже реинкарнировался и все закончилось. Режиссёр пугает их почерневшим трупом. Зрители не боятся и даже не блюют. Режиссёр поджигает одного из героев. Не страшно даже младенцу. Режиссёр заставляет одного из героев пилить себе голову. Герой пучит глаз очень натурально, сразу видно у актёра ипотека.
В общем, испугаться у нас не вышло, впечатлиться тоже. Пересмотрим-ка пару серий из первого сезона СПН.

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    Кстате, тётяЛидия меня до икотки напугала еще в Leftovers, она там предводительница секты курильщиков, которые не разговаривают и ходят в белых пижамах, ей там размозжили голову и она половину своего времени призрак-глюк, преследующий Теру. страшно, аж жуть!

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