Ипучая природа: ежики

Как размножаются ёжики? Очень-очень осторожно. И это правда! Ежиха принимает специальную позу и аккуратно прижимает иголки, чтоб не поколоть ёжику самое дорогое.

Трахаются ёжики ужасно громко: мурлыкают, урчат, рычат и даже орут, причем ёжики куда громче ежих. Ежиная ебля не раз становилась причиной вызова полиции в разных странах (все новости должны быть такими). Ёжики вообще громкие. У Даррелла, кажется, описан случай пьяной ежиной оргии: ёжики нажрались забродивших яблок и ну бегать и буянить.

После секса еж сразу сваливает, предоставив ежихе сомнительную радость растить ежат в одиночестве. Иногда в стрессе ежиха поступает, как Медея животного царства, и жрет ежат. Ёжики обоих полов мастурбируют, хотя пацаны явно изобретательнее (случаи описаны шокированными владельцами домашних ёжиков).

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