Крейзи тётки или самый безумный девишник эвер


Каждый год в ноябре мы с тетками ходим в баню устраиваем девишник в разных интересных местах. В тот раз решено было устроить девишник в Андалусии. Кто разрабатывал план, не помню, наверное, я. Не знаю, где была моя голова.
Предполагались участники из 6 стран. Все должны были прилететь в Малагу взять машины напрокат и поехать в Гранаду. Но все, как водится, пошло не так.
Сначала Оля из Львова не попала на поезд с киевского вокзала в аэропорт. К счастью, время было, мы её подхватили и понеслись. В аэропорту оказалось, что у нас не оплачен багаж. Отстояли 40 минут в очереди, чтобы выяснить, что оплачен.

На самолёт с трудом поспели, вывалились в ШДГ и поняли, что нам капец: открыто одно окошко, очередь гигантская. Едва мы начали биться в истерике, из очереди вышла Марина, она уже прилетела из Израиля, и всех спасла: мы пошли к окошку и стали там стенать.
В последний момент ввалились в рукав и обнаружили, что киевский поц не зарегестрировал Олю на второй рейс! В общем, прыгали в рукаве и орали “не улетайте без нас”, пока она регистрировалась.
В Малаге обнаружилось, что французы просрали мой багаж. И потерялась Аня из Питера. На беду мы не знали номер её рейса, но знали, что она летит из Хельсинки (?) Короче, такого рейса в тот день не было.

Чтобы успеть в апартаменты, надо было выезжать, и мы ломанулись. В прокате перепутали и дали машину с механикой. После 15 минут беготни и нервов нашли машину, выглядящую, как космический болид – её даже заводить никто не знал как.
Наконец выехали. Через полчаса позвонила Аня 🤣 Кроме того, что ей пришлось добираться на автобусе в ночи, так ещё бегать по Альбайсину, где и днем хрен сориентируешься.
На следующий день нашёлся мой багаж. Он ехал в Гранаду, но водитель не знал английского, я не могла понять, где он будет ждать (в Альбайсин нельзя заехать). Я смирилась с перспективой жить в одних трусах, сидела и плакала на пороге апартаментов, и тут пришёл водитель. Сжалился над дурой-туристкой 🤦
Остальная часть отпуска прошла в целом нормально, но на обратном пути снова был ШДГ, гонка, нервы и просранный багаж уже у обеих 😨 А в Гранаде я забыла Олин фен 😨

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