Ипучая природа: скальный петушок

Несправедливо обошлась природа с женщинами скальных петушков: мало того, что они страшненькие, так ещё и женская доля их крайне незавидна.

Мужики обоих видов петушков (андского и гвианского) роскошно окрашены, у них шикарные плюмажи на голове и попе. Во время сезона размножения петушки сбиваются в мужские табуны, выпендриваются, распушивают попы и гребешки, и орут: “ля, какой я красивый, хо поебацца?” Несчастные женщины ведутся, выбирают самого красивого, но сразу после секса чувак сваливает обратно в стаю пацанов, орать и выпендриваться дальше. А несчастная женщина, приговаривая “падло пиздливое”, строит гнездо на скалах, насиживает и выводит потомство.

Не зря петушки на английском называются cock-of-the-rock, настоящие коки.

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