Не успеваю писать про то, то смотрю, собрала в кучу кино про всякий асисяй, отношения, измены и прочее безобразие.
Я захватила замок/ I Capture the Castle, 2003 год
По чудеснейшему роману Доди Смит. Кино получилось поплоше, как всегда, но тут бомбический актерский состав: Билл Найи, Роуз Бирн, Рамола Гарай, Генри Кэвилл
Очень странненькое семейство много лет живет в арендованном старом замке. Папо – писатель в кризисе, уже лет 12 ничего не может написать, мачеха – богемная натура, бегает голая под дождем, две сестры: одна такая же долбанутая, мечтает о любви, вторая мечтает выбраться из болота и нищеты. Еще есть Стивен, что-то вроде члена семьи, но на самом деле – сын бывшей прислуги семейства. На него и поглядывает с интересом младшая дочь. Пока на пороге не возникают двое братьев – новых лэндлордов.
Это, конечно, не совсем восторженный жизнерадостный асисяй, местами даже грустно. Роуз Бирн хочется долго больно бить лопатой, как и во всех фильмах, где она появляется. Молодой Кэвилл такой шладкий, аж жубы болят – типичная мечта восторженной девицы.
В далеком 1999 году режиссер Фредерик Фонтейн никак не мог предположить пандемии пуританства, накроющей интернеты через 20 лет. Иначе он бы назвал фильм по-другому. Ведь на самом деле никакой порнографии в кино нет, разве что легкая эротика. И фактически – это симпатичная драма об отношениях двух взрослых людей. Они встречаюся по объявлению, чтоб просто заняться сексом и реализовать какие-то свои желания/фантазии. А еще много разговаривают и становятся все ближе друг другу. Может ли из простасекса что-то получиться?
Ты умеешь хранить секреты?/ Can You Keep a Secret?, 2019 год
Совершенно дурной ромком, гарантирующий довольно приятное времяпрепровождение и хорошее настроение. Снято по роману Софи Кинселлы.
Александра Даддарио наконец попала в образ и играет дуру набитую, лупающую глазами, которую хочется прибить. Просрав командировку, она дико пугается турбулентности на обратном пути и трындит, как заведенная, вываливая соседу все о себе. Очухавшись, обнаруживает, что самолет сел, а сосед угорает. Ну такое, синдром попутчика. Увы, ей предстоит встретиться с этим попутчиком снова.
Тайлер Хеклин вылез из образа боборотня и пытается играть. Парень он, конечно, симпатичный, но актер под стать Даддарио.
Поменяться местами/Mon inconnue, 2019 год.
Очень симпатичное французское кино, которое сначала кажется таким же дурным, как предыдущее, но в итоге все же приятно удивляет.
Парочка познакомилась еще в колледже, когда Рафаэль был унылым задротом, придумывавшим на уроках свои фантастические истории, над которыми все смеялись. Но неожиданно истории ждал успех, Рафаэль стал богат и знаменит. А его жена так и осталась подающей надежды. Последнюю книгу он ей даже не дал прочесть, и все закончилось скандалом из серии “ты мне всю жизнь испортил”. Наутро Рафаэль проснулся в мире, где он учитель, а его жена – знаменитая пианистка, которая его знать не знает. Кто виноват и что делать?
Клиентка французского жиголо/ Cliente, 2008 год
Милая французская, даже очень французская, трагикомедия, не глупая и даже заставляющая где-то немного поразмышлять.
Марко трудится жиголом в поте яйца. Потому что у него куча иждевенцев, а денег не хватает. Жена пытается делать свой бизнес, получается так себе, так что бедному мужу приходится, не покладая МПО, обслуживать богатых дамочек. Жена не в курсе. Одной из богатых дамочек, которой некогда крутить романы, но секс нужен, Марко особенно приходится по душе. Все довольны, трахаются и оплачивают счета, но тут жена зачем-то лезет в телефон.
Вкус чудес (Le goût des merveilles), 2015 год, Франция
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После смерти мужа молодая вдова Луиза пытается продолжать его бизнес – во французской глубинке она выращивает груши, у нее сад. Но она слишком мягкая для гнусных французских поставщиков, которые ей не платят. Она на грани банкротства и готова продать сад, чтобы спасти дом. В глубокой задумчивости она едет домой и сбивает явно притрушенного чувака, который убегает от нее куда-то в кусты. У странного чувака РАС, он великолепно соображает, но испытывает сложности в общении. Вот только его Луизе для полного гемора и не хватает. Или наоборот?
Прошлой ночью в Нью-Йорке/Last Night, 2009 год
Что будет, если посраться с мужем, который едет в командировку с симпатичной сотрудницей, а к тебе в это е время приперся симпатичный бывший бойфренд? Ответ: ничего хорошего!
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