С неба звездочка упала прямо милому в штаны: рецензия на фильм Звезда родилась

Кто там причитал, что “Зеленая книга” слишком теплая и ламповая? Вот вам страданий, саморазрушения и песнопений.

Элли поет в заштатном баре, потому что у нее нос, с которым не берут в космонавты и поп-дивы. А поет она хорошо. Настолько, что забредший за бухашкой известный рок-звездун впечатляется с первых звуков. Ну, может, и не с первых, по лицу Брэдликупера тяжело понять, что именно он играет. Ниче, говорит, звездун. Нос твой мне не помеха, давай петь вместе. Ну и стали. Звездун бухал и не бухал. Глох и не глох. Саморазрушался и нет. Женился на тетке. Но саморазрушение уже вцепилось в него мертвой хваткой. Весь фильм, 2 часа и 10 минут все невыносимо страдали под дико заунывную музыку. Зрители, конечно, тоже.

Между Леди Гагой и Бредликупером химии ровно столько же, как между двумя каменными статуями на кладбище. Играть Леди Гага умеет примерно так же хорошо, как и Купер. Единственное, что в фильме хорошо – поет душевно. Но уныло, шо капец.

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