Взрыв мозга: сериал Пацаны

Уберите ваших детей от наших голубых экранов. Да и сами отойдите от них подальше, если вы нервные, беременные или кормящие фиялки. Возможно, вас будет рвать, причем с первой же серии. Не каждый день на экране кого-то разрывает на колбасные молекулы (последний раз, кажется, я такое видела в Кровище). Причем так, что в руках героя остаются только оторваные руки. Но это все цветочки. А ягодки в сериале “Пацаны” (The Boys) щедро разбросаны по всему сюжету.

В Марвелах и DC обычно есть супергрои и суперзлодеи. Супергероев в последнее время стараются сделать более-менее человечными, добавляют им тараканов и слабостей. Но все равно они благородны и на стороне добра. Если нет – становятся суперзлодеями. В этом сериале супергерои – просто зажравшиеся циничные мудаки. Но об этом никто не знает. Их почитают, как богов и суперзвезд, а их красивые накачанные супегеройские жопы прикрывает специальная организация. Она же раскручивает бренд Семерка, куда входят самые крутые супергерои планеты. И получается у них ну очень хорошо.

Звездочка, юная, наивная супергероиня, восхищавшаяся Семеркой всю дорогу, неожиданно для себя тоже в нее попадает. И в первый же день получает МПО по морде. Буквально. И это только цветочки. Ягодки будут ожидать Звездочку на каждом шагу. Ведь супергерои совсем не то, чем кажутся со строны – более циничных тварей еще поискать.

Один из них, будучи под веществами, и разнес на колбасные молекулы девушку главного героя. Но тот, будучи унылым говном, так бы все это и сожрал, не ворвись в его жизнь матюкливым ураганом Мясник – существо неистовое и помешанное на мести. Мясник собирает команду, где каждый участник – неограненный алмаз. Берегитесь, суперы!

Такого безумного зрелища я не видала со времен 1 сезона Хэппи. Челюсть падает на пол вместе с глазами, да там и остается. Кровища по стенам вместе с ошметками, семиэтажный мат, выносящий мозг секс (не в хорошем смысле слова, но в самом что ни на есть прямом), цинизм, нездоровые отношения, великолепно закрученный и нигде не провисающий сюжет, неожиданные твисты и, наконец, чернющий юмор. Такой чернющий, что на некоторых сценах глаза вылетают даже у самых подготовленных зрителей. Дельфинчик?! Да вы охренели. Омарчик? Ребеночек с глазиками-лазерами? Взять за жабры?! Серьезно, они серьезно это показали? Буэээ.

Актеры зажгли даже те, от кого не ждешь. Сиропый красавчик Кроуфорд не побоялся сыграть записного самовлюбленного мудилу. Карл Урбан просто жжОт семиметровым в роли Мясника. Элизабет Шу жжОт в роли адской хладнокровной стервы. Энтони Старр жжОт так, что его запросто можно не узнать. Насколько уныл он был в Баньши, настолько ярок здесь. Не жжОт только Куэйд джуниор в силу роли и общей унылости, но ему и не надо.

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