Как отручить дракона

В рамках интертеймента одного младенца отсмотрен “Как приручить дракона: скрытый мир” (How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World). Сдается мне, господа, это все.

Драконы неконтролируемо размножаются, и на островке становится тесно. Гыкавка переживает кризис самоидентификации (вождь я или где? жениться мне или так и жить всуходрочку? что я без своего дракона? и прочие рефлексии). Беззубик переживает период гона, и это тоже тяжко.

Тем временем, зловещие охотники на драконов и прочие их ловцы не дремлют. Один из них особенно зловещ (с виду злобный брат-близнец Аида из древнего мультика Геркулес). Мужик этот страшен, коварен и тупо злобен. Авторы не дают объяснения, почему он взъелся конкретно на Ночную Лють и решил извести их всех. Лютохейтер какойта. На подхвате у него свои драконы-наркоманы, совершенно непобедимые.

По слухам, где-то есть Скрытый Мир, где и решают сныкаться от Лютохейтера викинги с драконами. Но коварный Лютохейтер использует запретный прием – выпускает течную суку белую Ночную Лють (нам не объясняют, один это вид или нет). Но видимо, один, потому что Беззубик делает ровно то же, что и любой кобель – ведет себя не вполне адекватно.

Персонажи весь мультик делают Странную Немотивированную Хрень. Но авторы, следуя проверенному рецепту, щедро добавляют милоты (Беззубик танцует и пучится, Белая мурчит, один из викингов носит в эрго-рюкзаке крошку-дракона, Патяка преследуют няшные пучеглазики). И юмора – придурошные близнецы жгут просто семиметровым.

Видимо, няшность и решила дело, потому что на последних кадрах в зале (который был битком) раздался дружный вздох умиления.

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