Хтонь и обосрака: сериал Чепелуэйт

В чОрном-чОрном городе на чОрной-чОрной улице есть чОрный-чОрный дом. А в нем чОрный-чОрный подвал. В этом городе царит вечный сезон говна, а местные мрут от какой-то коросты, но сначала делаются не в себе. Этот прекрасный позитивный сериал, от которого хочется сраться и блевать одновременно, называется Чепелуэйт/Chapelwaite и снят по рассказу Стивена нашего Кинга. Атмосфера сериала удалась настолько, что в туалет в следующие несколько дней вы будете ходить исключительно в каске с фонариком. Или сразу под себя.

Грустный-грустный капитан Бун только что схоронил жену и решает, что пора бы предаться оседлой жизни, тем более, что у него трое детей. Очень кстати дальний родственник дарит ему Чепелуэйт. Местные люто ненавидят все семейство Бунов, считая, что от них и пошла короста. Но дом хороший, капитан настроен серьезно, а местным можно и пиздюлей выписать. Правда, непонятно, что делать с капитановыми глюками про чевряков, потому что всякие там колеса для подтекающих крыш еще не придумали.

Красивый грустный Эдриен Броуди с лицом давно не каканной таксы, постоянный полумрак, в котором герои бродят по дому, тщетно пытаясь осветить себе путь, взирающие со стен страшные портреты унылых предков, странные люди, которые бродят по окрестным лесам, горячечный бред и тошнотворные моменты – дух “Салемова удела” Кинга однозначно передан хорошо. Все происходит довольно медленно, готично-безнадежная атмосфера нагнетается, и в конце концов зрителю хочется визжать и удавиться. Ругательных отзывов не поняла, в своем жанре сделано хорошо, хотя можно было бы басню и сократить.

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