Асисяй на выходные

“Остинленд” (Austenland)

Тетка чуть за 30 (часики тикают, ага), страстная поклонница Джейн Остин, отправляется в необычный тур: поместье эпохи регентства, соответствующий антураж и наряды, никаких современных предметов и развлечений. Для развлечения гостей предлагаются актеры, изображающие джентельменов и асисяй. Правда, героиня купила не платиновый, а базовый пакет. Значит, шикарные шмотки и джентельмен ей не полагаются.
“Интимный словарь” (Sleeping dictionary)

Йуный англичанин прибывает в английскую колонию на Калимантан, дабы исполнять там какие-то административные функции. У туземцев есть прелестная традиция предоставлять приезжим любовницу- туземку для обучения местному языку. Чувак йун, наивен и вообще британский джентельмен, отпихивается руками и ногами, но куда там.
Совершенно мимимимишный йуный Хью Денси, очень красивое дерево Джессика Альба, пейзажИ и асисяй.
“Точки над і” (Dot the i)
На девишнике, который проходит в ресторане, полном народу, невесте напоминают о традиции прследнего поцелуя, нужно поцеловать незнакомца. Три забредших в ресторан идиота оказываются кстати. Девушку и так нормально колбасило перед свадьбой, а тут еще очень удачный поцелуй. Но она даже не представляет в идиотизм каких размеров она вляпалась. В этом кино идиоты все: жених, парень из ресторана, его типа приятели. У невесты тоже башня не на месте. Но смотреть интересно. Сначала возмущаешься: что за херня, что за малайские страсти? Потом, после неожиданного твиста: ну что за идиоты? Асисяй прилагается.

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