Пять и три. Стоит ли гоняться за звёздами?

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Пять и три. Стоит ли гоняться за звёздами?

Никогда не читайте отзывов русскоязычных туристов. По утрам особенно. Все эти люди будто в Бурж-аль-Араб на выходные зависают. Читайте англоязычные. Или вообще не.

На тройку отзывы всегда будут лучше. Цена меньше, ожидания ниже. Самые говенные отзывы будут о Риксосах и иже с ними.

Давайте разберёмся, нужен ли Риксос и кусают ли в тройках клопы.

Звёзды отелям дают не за качество, как ресторанам. А за фасилитиз, то есть удобства. В пятерке будет спа-центр, тренажерка, детский клуб, свой пляж, анимация и чудовищно много еды.

Пляж этот может не вмещать желающих, зал вам нахер не нужен, спа вообще за отдельную плату, дети в клуб не хотят. При этом тарелок в ресторане не хватает, они грязные, бассейн с волосней, под кроватями в номерах ночевали свиньи, а от качества вай фая хочется вголос орать.

Тру стори. Пятёрки большие, людей много, в сезон персонал просто не справляется. Вай фай это отдельный разговор.

Скромная троечка рядом запросто похвастается идеальной чистотой, отличным интернетом, быстрым сервисом. Потому что в отеле 50-70 номеров. Да, пляж муниципальный, а отель не на первой линии. Но это не Алушта, други. Бычки не валяются.

Спа нету, зала тоже. Бассейн есть, но маленький. Десертов не 20 видов, а три. И чо? И ничо. Меньше сожрешь.

Конечно, стыдно соседям в глаза посмотреть, поехали в дешёвый отель 🤣

В Турцию в тройку ехать можно. А социопатам даже нужно. В моей любимой тройке в Бодруме в сезон, в самый загруженный день у бассейна было 12 человек.

Зато персонал помнит всех в лицо и по именам, а по всему отелю хоть весь день можно спокойно рассекать в трусах, всем плевать.

Да, бухашку надо покупать. И то не всю, местное молодое вино и пиво, как правило, всё равно входят в стоимость. Анимация может быть раз в неделю.

Самое смешное, что номер в тройке может быть по размеру больше, чем в пятёрке.

Промежуточное звено — четверка. Она хочет быть пятеркой, но чем-то не дотягивает: нет хамама или зала, пляж маленький. Зачастую они тоже большие, так что см. пункт про сервис.

А ещё многие пятёрки похожи друг на друга. Но это я уже придираюсь.

Я останавливалась во всех видах, включая бутик отели в Стамбуле, вообще без звёзд. Клянусь хвостом Пусямуси, ни один клоп не замечен.

На фотках всякие мои отели. Флору обожаю, это три звезды 🙂

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